okay youre a goon but whats a goon to a goblin?

okay youre a goon but whats a goon to a goblin?

Before this happened, Anne (red) was sure she was going to crush John (black) with strategy.

Before this happened, Anne (red) was sure she was going to crush John (black) with strategy.

why, indeed?

The Wait List proudly invites you to meet our second ever person of the week. This week our person is a brave, anonymous blogger. Good luck with the skin, buddy! 

wE oWn aN iSlaNd, bitcH!

The Wait List is proud to announce that we BOUGHT AN ISLAND FOR SO CHEAP! its called “VOZROZHDENIYA ISLAND” and its in Russia or whatever, and its not really an island now that the Aral Sea has dried up, but WHATEVER we can still party it up! get your plane tickets now, beezies. and make sure to bring 3 gallons of bleach per person, you have to soak the ground in it before you walk barefoot. :D

cool press clippings about our new pad: http://www.phaster.com/unpretentious/uzbekistan_anthrax.html

paulscheer:

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The Wait List is proud to begin our weekly “Person of the Week” series! We invite you to meet Nigel Lane.  

free chaser included with any purchase of shitty wine

free chaser included with any purchase of shitty wine

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